WANTED

WANTED!

Two GROWN men, last seen in Target Saturday night around 10pm

Target location: Rocky Mount, NC

unknown dog food spill on Isle 9

one possible dissabled/disoriented male wearing grey John Deere shirt

one highly intoxicated male that can't feel his lips, has a constant "spitting or blowing" sound

If you've seen these two males loitering outside Target please call,

1-800-URSTUPID

Okay, Jamie, Tina, Wade, and myself took an overdue CHILDLESS trip to Rocky Mount Saturday and ate at Ichiban....all three (not me) had been drinking since noon or after,

drank heavily in the restaurant, and acted THE FOOL in Target. I dropped them all off at the door, parked the car, proceeded into Target, only to catch a glimpse of a motorized cart with Jamie driving headed into the bathing suit section...I found the FOOLS and I am not sure what

happened next. Or I am not at liberty to say for fear of being contacted by

the RM police department....LOL!

OBVIOUSLY, we stay around our kids so much its hard for us to act like ADULTS!

We made it back to Northampton Co. but I am not sure how...and I was DRIVING!

(NO<>crazy upon my return!)

Tina, have you figured out how to turn the "child" locks on? We're gonna need them when we go again!

Jamie was feeling "well" yesterday morning but he was a "little sore". I can't imagine WHY...

He only fell down twice, behind Starvin Marvin' and in his own driveway! SORE?

Wade's question yesterday morning was, "where did all those beer cans come from in the yard?"

Will we ever grow up? Probably not enough~ we had a great time acting the fool though

(my jaws are still sore from laughing and smiling!)